What Kind Of Farter Are You?
- Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
- Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
- Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
- Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
- Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
- Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
- Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
- Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
- Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
- Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.
- Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
- Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
- Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
- Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
- Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
- Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
- Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
- Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
- Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
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