The Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, the Nurse says "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."
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