Hockey players in heaven
Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux & Steve Yzerman all die & meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair waiting for them.
God says to the three legends, "Gentleman before I let you in, you have to tell me what you believe. "Mario we'll start with you, in what do you believe?"
Mario nodded & spoke, "I believe hockey is the greatest thing in the world & the best sport in history."
To that God says, "Take the seat to my left."
God then turns to StevieY & says, "Steven, in what do you believe?"
To which Steve replies "I believe to be the best, you've got to give every ounce you've got, not just in the game, but always!"
To that God says "Take the seat to my right."
God then turns to number 99 & says "Wayne, tell me what do you believe?"
To which Wayne replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
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