Winning it big!

A very poor man decides to take his last $500 to Vegas and bet it all in a casino. He comes out a millionaire and runs to a payphone to call his wife.

He calls her up and says, "Honey! I just won $1,000,000 in Vegas! Pack you're bags and get ready to leave!"

She say's, "Wow! Where to, Rome? Hawaii?"

He say's, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home!"

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