TOP TEN SIGNS THAT THAT NEW TEAMMATE OF YOURS MAY BE A ROOKIE:

10. He wonders when "Nap Time" is...

9. He thinks being sent down to Las Vegas is a GOOD thing...

8. He thinks "Road Trips" means traveling via bus...

7. Everyone mispronounces his last name and he won't say anything about it.

6. He thinks preseason games have an "awfully high intesnity level"... ?

5. You find him duct-taped to his locker after practice... ?

4. He thinks Coach is a "Pretty good guy!". ?

3. He actually follows curfew... ?

2. He freezes up every time he's interviewed and says "Uhhhh... ummmm... uhhhh...". ?

1. He keeps asking "CAN I DRIVE THE ZAMBONI? CAN I? HUH? CAN I PLEASE?!!!"... ?

Click here to post comments

Return to Hockey jokes - place holder.