10. Tie rookies up and drag them around the rink.
9. Chasing squirrels around the arena parking lot after practice!
8. Get a couple of them and DRAG!...
7. Doin' donuts at the face-off circles...
6. "Just wait until the next time Coach makes me mad!"...
5. "Aw Coach, I was just doing my Jeff Gordon impression!'.
4. Scaring the heck out of ice-level broadcasters and analysts!
3. "I just need it to smooth off my lake at home!"...
2. Provides a moving target for slap-shot practice.
1. CAN YOU SAY "ZAMBONI GIRL"?!!!!!! :-)