There was a huge fire at the All-Star game. Three hockey fans wearing the jerseys of their favorite teams were stranded on the roof; a Montreal fan, a Boston fan and a Detroit fan.
The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Canadiens fan to jump. He jumped and they moved the blanket to the right and he hit the sidewalk with a splat.
Then they called to the Boston fan to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump.
The firemen explained that they hated the Canadiens. The fan said he hated them too and jumped.
Again, the fire department moved the blanket to the right and the fan hit with a splat.
Finally they called to the Detroit Red Wings fan to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump.
The fire department said they really hated the Boston to which he replied, "I don't trust you. Lay the blanket down, and then I'll jump!"
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