Second Coming

Since the world is in such terrible shape, Jesus, Moses and Abraham decide to return and set things right.

They appear beside the Red Sea and alert the media as to their arrival.Tens of thousands of people assemble as well as TV crews from around the world. They announce that they will walk upon the waters.

Abraham being the oldest sets out first. Twenty feet out, and he's walking on the water. "HALLELUJA!" yells the crowd. "We will repent!"

Next goes Moses. He's walking as well. More cheers from the crowd.

Then Jesus. Ten feet out and he starts to sink. "Moses! Abraham! I'm sinking! Help me!"

Moses turns and says: 'Schmuck! Walk on the rocks!"

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