We were dressed and ready to go out to a Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned a cab and when it arrived  we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she scratches upholstery when she's alone.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her into the back yard!'

The cab hit a parked car...


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Feb 26, 2011
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by: Anonymous

Lolz.. That is a good one.

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