Red Wings Fan

A kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Red Wings fan. She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Red Wings fans too.

Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Lennie... the teacher looks at Lennie and says, "Len, you’re not a Red Wings fan?"

He says, "Nope, I’m a Pittsburgh fan!"

She says, "Well why are you a Pittsburgh fan and not a Red Wings fan?" to which Lennie replies, "Well, my mom is a Pittsburgh fan, and my dad is a Pittsburgh fan, so I’m a Pittsburgh fan."

The teacher's not very happy. She's a little hot under the collar and says, "Well, if your mom's an idiot, and your dad's a moron, then what would you be?!"

Lennie says, "Then I’d be a Red Wings fan!"

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