Yo, ho, ho and away we go - our pirate jokes will have you rolling your rrrrrrrrrrr's in delight......
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"
The pirate answers, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
What can't pirates be from Massachusetts?
Because they can'y say their ARRRRrrrrrggghhs right!
What's a pirate's favorite soup?
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
What does a pirate say when he wants to get drunk with two ladies of the night?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
What do pirates like to eat?
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
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