Pirate Jokes

Yo, ho, ho and away we go - our pirate jokes will have you rolling your rrrrrrrrrrr's in delight......

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "What's with the paper towel?"

The pirate answers, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?

A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?

What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?


What can't pirates be from Massachusetts?

Because they can'y say their ARRRRrrrrrggghhs right!

What's a pirate's favorite soup?


What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?

ARRRRRe You Being Served?

Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?

If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!

What does a pirate say when he wants to get drunk with two ladies of the night?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Why do pirates prefer to sail?

Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!

What do pirates like to eat?


What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?

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