One line jokes

What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice!

Why do Bruins fans drink from a saucer?
Because the cup's always in Montreal!

What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?
A bra has 2 cups!

Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?
It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
She fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between a hockey game and a prize fight?
In a hockey game, the fights are real.

The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers.

Coincidentally, the next time they win it those same fans will be back in diapers again!

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