Oh Lord, won't you buy me...

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horsey that bends
My friends they all ride
I must make amends.
I practice my leg yields
Each evening til ten
Oh Lord won't you buy me
A horsey that bends.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that won't buck
I'm tired of trying
To land standing up.
I spend all my time
Brushing dirt off my butt
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that won't buck.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that won't bite
I count all my fingers
And toes every night.
I feel like a carrot
When I'm in his sight
So oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that won't bite.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that stays clean
I brush him, I wash him
I've considered chlorine
His color's too chestnut
For a horse with grey genes
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse that stays clean.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse with some guts
This spooking and shying
Is driving me nuts
And while You are at it
Make me less of a klutz
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A horse with some guts.

Oh Lord, won't you give him
Some hindquarter drive
This horse is so lazy
Not sure he's alive.
We bend and we circle
'til way, way past five
Oh Lord, won't you give him
Some hindquarter drive.

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