New Mood Ring

by norma
(ontario)

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a BIG RED MARK on his f***ing forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond...

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