Nationality

The Toronto Maple Leafs and the Detroit Red Wings are in Toronto playing a close game; tied 1 - 1 late in the third period.

Just before a face-off Tie Domi lines up next to Chris Chelios and says, "Hey Chelios, your an American, and playing hockey in Canada right?"

Chris Chelios swells out his chest and says, "Damn right I am, and proud of it."

Tie Domi smiles and quips, "Then what are you in the bathroom?"

Chelios looks at Domi and appearing confused he asks, "What?"

To which Domi laughs and responds, "European."

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