Michael Jackson Jokes

These Michael Jackson Jokes may not be to everyone's taste...GSOH required!

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

 Get out of my sun!!

Michael Jacksons Nose

What time did Michael Jackson die?
3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? 

It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing 

Michael Jackson’s last words "Take me to the Children's Hospital!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's white, made of plastic, and a hazard to your children. The other is used for carrying groceries.

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