Mexican Jokes

Mexican jokes:

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive."

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.

The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"

One Line Mexican Jokes

Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas?
So they have something to unwrap 

Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team?
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!

Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither! 

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers."

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
"Steal a chicken". 

How do you get 100 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it. 

Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.

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