Little Johny Jokes

Here are a selection of Little Johny jokes:

Little Johny is passing his parent's bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water...

Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mummy starts moaning and gasping.

Johny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .."

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Good Lord, are you still in there?!'"

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