Knock Knock Jokes for Kids



Knock Knock Jokes for Kids:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out, here comes another knock knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in, its cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A titch
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not here I come.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!





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