Jokes About Men
Here's our selection of jokes about men:
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
Another of our Jokes about Men
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -
He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -
He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'.
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -
He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'.
4. He is not 'BALDING' -
He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION'.
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ***' -
He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION'.
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants -
It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE'.
Jokes About Men
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Men's Revenge Not rated yet
To all you men out there.....here is your revenge for all the bad "man" jokes.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened …
What are you doing? Not rated yet
My wife asked me, "What you doing today"?
I replied, "Nothing."
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said "I'm not finished yet."
Boat Launch Not rated yet
Guess they'd never done it before...
Because I'm a Man... Not rated yet
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. …
Diary of A House Husband Not rated yet
This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with you.
Men Are Like... Not rated yet
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee. …
Mr Right Rejection Letter Not rated yet
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably …
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