Funny Redneck Jokes

This first of the funny redneck jokes is in the form of a poem:

Kentucky Love Poem

Susie Jane done fell in love,
She panned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ‘bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie Gal
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Maw don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half-brother."

So Susie put aside her Joe,
And planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still."

"You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell yo’ mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is you half-brother.”

But Mama knew and said “My child,
Just do what makes ya happy
Marry Will or marry Joe---
You ain’t no kin to Pappy."

A Tennessee Couple Bubba and Billie Mae, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting Bubba 'fixed'. The doctor gladly started the required procedure but asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children would they choose to do this?

Bubba replied that they had read in a recent newspaper article that 1 out of every 10 children born in the United States was Mexican and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish...

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