Drunk guy walks into a bar...
A drunk guy walks into a bar, goes over to a woman standing at the jukebox, and grabs her a$$.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” the woman screams.
“I’m sorry,” replies the drunk. “I thought you were my wife!”
“Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable a$$hole!” she yells.
“See? You sound just like her.”
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