alien joke

by Hannah Hart
(Spain)

An alien comes down to earth to learn english to impress his girlfriend. First he goes to a school and he hears the children shouting: Me, Me, Me!!!

So he writes it down in his notebook. Next he goes to a restaurant and he hears the people shouting: Knifes and forks, Knifes and forks!!!

So he writes it down in his notebook. Then he goes to a church and he hears the choir singing: Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!!

So he writes it down in his notebook. He walks out on to the streets and a police man comes up to him and asks: "Who killed this man?"

The alien replies saying "Me, Me ,Me!!!"

So the police man asks him: "What did you kill him with?"

He replies: "knifes and forks, knifes and forks".

So the policeman says to him: "That's five years in jail for you then."

Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!!.

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