by Hannah Hart
An alien comes down to earth to learn english to impress his girlfriend. First he goes to a school and he hears the children shouting: Me, Me, Me!!!
So he writes it down in his notebook. Next he goes to a restaurant and he hears the people shouting: Knifes and forks, Knifes and forks!!!
So he writes it down in his notebook. Then he goes to a church and he hears the choir singing: Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!!
So he writes it down in his notebook. He walks out on to the streets and a police man comes up to him and asks: "Who killed this man?"
The alien replies saying "Me, Me ,Me!!!"
So the police man asks him: "What did you kill him with?"
He replies: "knifes and forks, knifes and forks".
So the policeman says to him: "That's five years in jail for you then."
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